So why did I do it?
我为什么这样做？
I could offer a million answers, all false.
我可以提供上万个答案，可是全部是错误的。
The truth is that I'm a bad person,
事实上我本来就是一个坏人，
but that's going to change,
但是我会改变，
I'm going to change.
我正在改变。
This is the last of this sort of thing.
这是我最后一次做这种事情。
I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on,
我已经洗心革面，继续前进，
going straight and choosing life.
一直向前，选择生活。
I'm looking forward to it already.
我已经在期盼那样的生活了。
Choose life.Choose a job. Choose a career.
选择生活。选择一份活儿。选择一项事业。
Choose a family, Choose a fucking big television,
选择一个家庭，选择一个巨他妈大的电视机，
Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players,
and electrical tin openers.
选择洗衣机、汽车、镭射音响，还有电动开罐器。
Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance.
选择小心保养自己的身体、低胆固醇和牙科保险。