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我胖的唯一原因,是太小的身体容纳不了我饱满的性格。。。
爱情来得快去得也快,只有猪肉卷是永恒的
"肚子大不可怕,可怕的是肚子里没有好东西。"
i made a wish upon a star. i do not really believe it, but the case is free, and there is no evidence that it is not working. - "garfield"
love the neighbor. but don’t get caught.
这个世界上还有很多比钱更重要的东西,比如说意大利面
如果你不能击败你的敌人,那么就加入他们。
money is not everything. there’s mastercard & visa.
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
没有人值得你流泪,值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
对于世界而言,你是一个人;但是对于某个人,你是他的整个世界。
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
现在的梦想决定着你的将来,所以还是在睡一会吧。 你学得越多,知道的就越多;你知道的越多,忘得就越多。
one should love animals. they are so tasty.
i make a point to get it good everyday.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来,所以还是再睡一会儿吧。
every man should marry,happiness is not the only thing in life.
the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
i'm fat, and i'm lazy, and i'm proud of it!
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.